All Brown

Another painting of Dylan, who was looking very suave in his reference photo, requested a painting in the style of George W. Bush to display proudly in his house. Alexandré channeled the most famous of painting presidents and promptly cranked out this lovely brown masterpiece for Dylan's living room. Dylan's friends all comment on how similar he looks to Putin in his portrait, and equally find joy and resentment in this particular fecal treatment.

This painting is done in Alexandré's preferred medium of oil on panel. If you would also like to have a similar rendition of yourself or a loved one then email to begin the process of discovery.

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  • Arousingly Artistic™


Email your proposal to and be sure to include information to inspire the artist. Prices will be negotiated based on what you want, and a Paypal™ invoice will be sent to start the work. Most portraits take a day to paint then a day to dry before shipping.

What Inspires?

Good photos of your enemy or loved one, a description of colors they hate, embarrassing stories, styles of art they despise, or anything that is hilarious.

Off Limits?

No racism. If you send nudity it better be good. The reaction of the recipient is entirely your fault. Remember it's supposed to be funny, so don't ask Alexandré to glue peanuts to a painting meant for someone with a peanut allergy. That'll kill them.


Alexandré only posts the portraits that you ask be posted on the site. A special page can be constructed for you to share with all your friends to add to the humiliation. Simply request it and it'll happen.