Done in a classical glazing style, this socially conscious portrait reveals the subject's love for salad. Originally commissioned with his wife in the photo, I felt he loved her less than he proclaimed. Replacing her with a head of lettuce did the painting justice and demonstrates how far a man will go to caress the folds of a leafy green.
This painting is lovingly crafted in acrylic on masonite panel. If you would also like to have a similar rendition of yourself or a loved one then email email@example.com to begin the process of discovery.
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