The Pink Lady

"My wife loves pink!" Her husband explains his wife's love of pink in terms of great endearment that brings a tear to Alexandré's eyes. The kind of love that says, "I will stab you!" Her love is that intense, that focused, that original. This emotional response to the narative of pink inspired this painting. In addition to pink, she was allergic to peanuts, but adding them to the painting seemed cheesy and over the top. This kind of work required finessé.

This painting is done in Alexandré's preferred medium of oil on panel. If you would also like to have a similar rendition of yourself or a loved one then email orders@phoque.pictures to begin the process of discovery.

Qualities
  • Consistently Authentic™
  • Emotionally Original™
  • Colorfully Professional™
  • Arousingly Artistic™
Examples

Ordering?

Email your proposal to orders@phoque.pictures and be sure to include information to inspire the artist. Prices will be negotiated based on what you want, and a Paypal™ invoice will be sent to start the work. Most portraits take a day to paint then a day to dry before shipping.

What Inspires?

Good photos of your enemy or loved one, a description of colors they hate, embarrassing stories, styles of art they despise, or anything that is hilarious.

Off Limits?

No racism. If you send nudity it better be good. The reaction of the recipient is entirely your fault. Remember it's supposed to be funny, so don't ask Alexandré to glue peanuts to a painting meant for someone with a peanut allergy. That'll kill them.

Privacy?

Alexandré only posts the portraits that you ask be posted on the site. A special page can be constructed for you to share with all your friends to add to the humiliation. Simply request it and it'll happen.