One Halloween she dressed as Uhura and ever since has been in love with all things Trek. Originally a hater of Star Trek, and a vehement opponent to all things green and black, she changed her mind that one night, wearing the costume, gracefully posing for pictures taken by her (soon to be ex-)Husband. The inscription on the painting states it clearly, "To boldly go where no MAN has gone before."
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