The Star Trek Fan

One Halloween she dressed as Uhura and ever since has been in love with all things Trek. Originally a hater of Star Trek, and a vehement opponent to all things green and black, she changed her mind that one night, wearing the costume, gracefully posing for pictures taken by her (soon to be ex-)Husband. The inscription on the painting states it clearly, "To boldly go where no MAN has gone before."

This painting is in acrylic on canvas panel. If you would also like to have a similar rendition of yourself or a loved one then email orders@phoque.pictures to begin the process of discovery.

Qualities
  • Consistently Authentic™
  • Emotionally Original™
  • Colorfully Professional™
  • Arousingly Artistic™
Examples

Ordering?

Email your proposal to orders@phoque.pictures and be sure to include information to inspire the artist. Prices will be negotiated based on what you want, and a Paypal™ invoice will be sent to start the work. Most portraits take a day to paint then a day to dry before shipping.

What Inspires?

Good photos of your enemy or loved one, a description of colors they hate, embarrassing stories, styles of art they despise, or anything that is hilarious.

Off Limits?

No racism. If you send nudity it better be good. The reaction of the recipient is entirely your fault. Remember it's supposed to be funny, so don't ask Alexandré to glue peanuts to a painting meant for someone with a peanut allergy. That'll kill them.

Privacy?

Alexandré only posts the portraits that you ask be posted on the site. A special page can be constructed for you to share with all your friends to add to the humiliation. Simply request it and it'll happen.